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EP.031 · Oct 15, 2026
Getting Indigenous with Columbus
Rusty has a bad time at a party. Tyler made a game to cheer him up. We celebrate Indigenous people and their culture. It's a long one so strap in.
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EP.004Gollum's Love Spell
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Late night tape from the early days of the motel. Midnight. Absolutely.
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May 8, 2025
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